The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I got stuck in a nasty downpour earlier today while trying to drive down a steep and winding mountain road with a sheer cliff (and no guard rails) on one side, and a rock wall on the other. It was a two way road, but only about half the width of one. I white-knuckled it the whole way down, wishing I could drive on the other side of the road (hugging the rock wall instead of teetering over the ravine..)
That just about covers it lol. I fired the GPS shortly after.
I should have known something would be weird about that road when I saw the sign saying that it was only open seasonally. Meaning, during any months where there may be ice or snow, they close it because you WILL die.
Kevin assures me that the view on his side of the car was amazing (the ravine side) but I saw none of it. The one quick glance I stole made my stomach lurch and that was enough for me.
Talking of scary roads I was fleeced 41 Euros for a return trip through the Mont Blanc Tunnel - extortion! The toll wasn't specified anywhere until you were at the barrier and with a queue of traffic sitting behind there was no option but to pay up and drive on through.
I'm not on holiday by the way ... so ... grrr, git.
Yes... yes it is, I had to pay it today! - have a word Hengle will you? the next time you're at one of your Welsh meetings? hmmm? If this keeps up we might have to amputate Wales from the host country... like some kind of rotting limb...
Now, you see? that is NOT nice
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