The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We give you three days to come up with a new thread and blow-up dog doo-doo is the best you can find?...Back to internet school for you, young lady......Ben
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To clarify for those lacking context, who may think that Stead and Catfish ate the inflatable poo and became ill as a result: They didn't eat the inflatable poo. They ate dodgy crabsticks. And became ill as a result.
He didnt 'feed' them to us but they were in his fridge (he's in charge of the food at their house) so I'm hinting at negligence for having out of date sea food in there
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 09:48, 2008-08-17
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I'm pretty sure I was handed them out of a plastic tub and they were in plain plastic wrappers so I dispute your 'used by date evidence' - and besides, I eat loads a fish and havent managed to poison myself with it before - so there.
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