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JonnyStead


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-- Edited by NateO at 18:27, 2005-01-31

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Sorry girls, but 

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quote:
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"Sorry girls, but  "
That's the spirit Suey!

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I have a bloke's brain when it comes to reading maps apparently.

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At a way, me ol' China.

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I've NEVER turned a map upside down.

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Really? I'm pretty sure I have at some point in my life, for stowing or something...

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Heh heh heh.  You know what I mean. 

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Erm, not really, no. Is it bad luck or something?

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  No, nothing like that.  Apparently women turn the map round so they're always driving 'up' the page.

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They do?


Beware the women!!!.


 


Hope they're keeping their heads down!



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Nate!

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See I just don't believe in maps and I don't ask for directions... I just figure it out based on gut instinct


and I've never put on makeup in the car


 


 


well ok, not while the car was on anyway... but i think stopped in a parking lot in a parking space shouldnt count 



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I either use a map, or it's guess-time!


My mate once wrote me directions and inlcuded in the text was the following:




"Good directions to follow are those that guide you."


Erm, no ****, dude.



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JonnyStead


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He got that out of a fortune cookie

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"...I've never put on makeup in the car     well ok, not while the car was on anyway... "

 


Neither have I.  Not in the car, anyway.



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You sure about that dude?

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Definetly not in the car.  Most assuredly.

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I see. How about the lift?

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Careful how you answer that JDK we have cameras in lifts now!

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We have cameras in lifts???



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Hello?




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cameras in lifts!


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Afraid so, mate!


http://www.google.com/search?q=%22elevator+camera%22




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