The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Despite the threat of being blown up, over 60% of Iraqis turned up to vote in the election yesterday: "Electoral officials estimated that up to eight million Iraqis voted - more than 60% of those registered."
Interestingly, this is a similar figure to the turnout at the UK 2001 General Election - 59%: "Turnout at the 2001 General Election was 59.4 percent, the lowest since the introduction of universal suffrage."
Of course the only threat to the British public was that fact that they might miss an hour of telly.
Ah. I see. I couldn't see past my own theory that the average english pigdog was apathetic and uninterested in 'politics' as they honestly believe that it doesn't affect them.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Ah. I see. I couldn't see past my own theory that the average english pigdog was apathetic and uninterested in 'politics' as they honestly believe that it doesn't affect them."
I saw a programme last night that stated that Robert Kilroy-silk is more recognisable than the Chancellor of the exchequer -
Only a handful of us manage to keep us in the G8 you know....
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