The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oddly, I kind've can, although it's just a bit like heavy breathing over the phone or something, which is what some of the people in the comments after the article report, only really really quiet. I wonder if I'm just being influenced by what I read. That said, it occurrs to me that when I have a bad headache, bright light seems to cause tinnitussy sounds.
I didnt hear anything msyelf - but I do have to say that it sits firmly in the ridiculous that newscientist would post a video requiring you to listen intently and then stick a blast of pointless electronic music at either end of the video - talk about amateurs...
I'll fly this through the studio when I get a chance to determine if there is actually anything on its soundtrack.
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