The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK - so we know NIN wrote this and we know Johnny Cash made it his own (RIP Johnny - you legend)
But I have to say I really enjoyed this version...
Now, this is NOT safe for work people! lol and if you're easily offended, or if you've never perfomed felacio on a hand puppet (and lets face it, who hasnt?) then this isnt for you... probably
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson