The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
... is what I'm going to start if I don't get some bloody peace soon! It's just me and Mr Jones in here this afternoon and he's Addicted to bloody herbal teas ... the smell of some of them at the same time I've decided milk is really not good for me so my coffee has gone back to black, and I've drunk too much today, rehab for me soon then ....
Heng. I take it you and Mr Jones (Frank?) are just friends and you're gonna wake up alone in the morning. If the herbals teas piss you off so much, just take the box and throw it out.
Dazza mate, I didn't know you knew him! Of course I'm gonna wake up alone, Frank or otherwise, you know I'm no good at that sort of thing
I did manage to move the stinky teas in a means I best keep secret (I bet you're wondering now)
And Mr Stead, yes I am indeed in a truly special place knowing you, as they say "To know him is to love him" ... although they may have be talking about Jesus.
Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote:And Mr Stead, yes I am indeed in a truly special place knowing you, as they say "To know him is to love him" ... although they may have be talking about Jesus.
They may have been - but he was a bit of a nancy frankly. No match for the mighty Stead.
I can only hope that knowing me will help bolster your mood! any better today?
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