The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, yes. I know it's just a marketting campaign to get me to buy more Revels, but it seems that someone wants to get rid of those nasty pseudo coffee flavoured revels.
It's madness. They can't take the coffee one away as it would render the Revels game unplayable. You know the one. Take it in turns to select a random revel from the bag. First one to get a coffee loses. Obviously you can play it safe and only take the minstrel shaped ones, but there are only so many of those in a bag.
I actually don't mind the coffee ones. I don't really like 'em, but I don't mind 'em.
At least one of them is like a Maltezer and one is like a minstrel but without the 'melts in your mouth, not in your hand coating' -
Personally I like the coffee ones a lot - but I dont really eat sweets (candy) anymore. But sometimes I like to sit down and watch a film with a bag of revels and a couple of beers - yummy!
Screw them for wanting to get rid of the coffee ones, I shall unleash the wrath of Stead on them!
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