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How much to Monday mornings suck? [7 vote(s)]

Not at all. In fact I rather like them.
14.3%
Like a high-end vacuum cleaner - a Dyson, maybe...
14.3%
About the same as finishing a poo in a public lavatory only to realise that there's no loo roll left.
42.9%
Like having your legs run over by a steam roller and then, when you lie there in agony, a small dog comes and pees on you.
14.3%
About as much as the end of the world. the world will end on a Monday morning, mark my words!
14.3%
ddvmor


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We all know they suck, but do we know just how much. I have decided to conduct a highly scientific study, using the above poll.

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Too much .... much too much ...

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Aodan


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I hate Mondays.

I don't even work and I hate them.



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JonnyStead


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They do suck - not so badly when you work from home though... smile.gif

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This is no good. One vote for each of the 'sucking' options. That doesn't help at all.

Ben will put us right.

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ddvmor wrote:

This is no good. One vote for each of the 'sucking' options. That doesn't help at all.

Ben will put us right.


I did, didn't I?...You forget, I now have no Mon, Tues, Wednes, Thurs, Fri, Satur, Sun or pay; only days (and nights)...I sometimes have to check the newspaper to see what day the outside world is observing this day...idea...Ben



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ddvmor


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Dammit!

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I guess it's up to Susan to break the tie...Ben

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JonnyStead


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I dont think you'll be hearing from her for some time! MWWWWWAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!




sorry

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HaloBurn


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Yarrr...



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Actually this Monday I don't mind because this is the last Monday in my current job, next Monday will be my first Monday in my new shiny job :)

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HaloBurn wrote:

Actually this Monday I don't mind because this is the last Monday in my current job, next Monday will be my first Monday in my new shiny job :)


What will you be shining? biggrin

I have visions of Jack Nicholson now with an evil grin on his face...



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HaloBurn


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Yarrr...



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Catfish wrote:

HaloBurn wrote:

Actually this Monday I don't mind because this is the last Monday in my current job, next Monday will be my first Monday in my new shiny job :)


What will you be shining? biggrin

I have visions of Jack Nicholson now with an evil grin on his face...


I'll be shining shaved monkeys :)



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ddvmor


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Are you officially demob happy yet?

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HaloBurn


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Yes very demob happy as of 5pm on Friday I will be out of employment until Monday, for two whole days I'll be a free man - I plan to bask in the glory of having no employment by erm taking the wee fella to the zoo and probably nursing the mother and father of all hangovers biggrin

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JonnyStead


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Well, in that case I want you to know that from 5pm Friday to 9am Monday I shall consider you a lay about, and be mentally telling you to get a job!

That way you can truly enjoy being unemployed for 2 days!

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ddvmor


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Can you claim 2 days worth of unemployment benefit?

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HaloBurn


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yeah what other benifits can unemployed people get while we are at it?

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JonnyStead


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Well, if you can prove that you are not absolutely 100% healthy in every way shape or form, you can enjoy a life of luxury on 'incapacity benefit'. I think you qualify for this if you can show that you are 'incapable of forming a coherent sentence' or performing nuclear fusion at room temperature, in your shorts.

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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
ddvmor


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I can do it in trousers. Does that count?

Yeah, Halo. That mild squint looks like it could have you signed on for life! Go for it. Help yourself. Live the life of a state sponsored sponger, if only for two days!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 14:35, 2008-08-05

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