The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Did you have a spare moment between cakes to mash the keyboard until something semi-sensible appeared? And then you thought "ooooh I know I'll post this because then people will think I'm funny and then not mind that I HAVE AN ENORMOUS BELLY!"
blimey -
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Indeed. Although I have to say that the quality of Steads insults have been a little lacklustre of late. He's in danger of becoming viewed as a one-trick bovine (to expand on the excellent analogy above).
Perhaps you could have another go, Stead. Dazzle us with your rage! See my red cloak fluttering in the breeze...
That was a poor level abuse, even by Steads standards.
He relies a lot on the fact you are a fairly heavy set guy, mind you ... also about a foot taller and broader then he ... but it's doubly amusing seeing as his bitch tits now rival Katie Price ....
Ladies - I hardly need to bring my 'A Game' to deal with you, you couple of muppets. Manchester United wouldn't field its 1st team to play Yatton FC would it?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson