The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So with a few notable exceptions, we all love the smell of a barbeque or a bacon sandwich or whatever our favourite foods are. Some people even like the smell of pot noodles. So what's to stop the cologne and perfume industries from ceasing production of their normal odours - most of which smell like drain cleaner anyway, and bringing us lovely, food based whiffs instead?
If you know that girl you've had your eye on is partial to chicken pie, surely you'll be able to attract her by smelling just like her favourite food!
Of course if you're Stead and only want to attract the thin girls, I guess you'd have to go for a light salad fragrance.
What fragrance would attract you to a potential mate? Big Mac? Steak? Asparagus soup?
Oh yeah - that's a great idea, with your track record, lets start making people smell like food! You'd be in prison on the first morning...
Little boy: Daddy? Why didnt Mummy come home from work today Daddy: Because little Stevie, a big, bad, big man at the office had her for breakfast... didnt even need to chew...
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You're too late, food scents have been added to perfumes for years. They're just a little more subtle about it than you'd be! Cinnammon, liquorice, vanilla, nutmeg, clove, chocolate have all been used for a start. Also, has to be said, I'd run a mile from any bloke who smelt of food.
JonnyStead wrote:Oh yeah - that's a great idea, with your track record, lets start making people smell like food! You'd be in prison on the first morning...
This coming from Mr 'It's mid-day and I haven't eaten for 9 minutes I'm hungry and I refuse to do anything until you feed me and by the way I'm going to start whining like a crack whore in rehab if you don't give me a snack at 3 and dinner at 5.30 on the dot' Stead.
sha76jam wrote:You're too late, food scents have been added to perfumes for years. They're just a little more subtle about it than you'd be! Cinnammon, liquorice, vanilla, nutmeg, clove, chocolate have all been used for a start.
But all the perfumes I smell around the place seem to have Toilet Duck or disinfectant as their main ingredient. Which ones smell like the nice things you list there?
ddvmor wrote:This coming from Mr 'It's mid-day and I haven't eaten for 9 minutes I'm hungry and I refuse to do anything until you feed me and by the way I'm going to start whining like a crack whore in rehab if you don't give me a snack at 3 and dinner at 5.30 on the dot' Stead.
Tut - you never studied - regular healthy meals keeps your metabolism high, resulting in a healthier body. Waiting 12 hours between meals and then consuming your own body weight in bacon sandwiches doesnt....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I don't really have an attraction to food smells.. I don't like candles that smell like food either... they just make me feel hungry and crave things I didn't really want/need anyway.
I love the smell of cinnamon and clove together, but I don't know that I'd want a man to smell like that... I just kinda like un-perfumed man smell (not stinky, but just natural smelling)
