The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm off on a fortnight's holiday to the French Alps this Sunday. Despite the most meticulous planning there always seems to be something that gets forgotten.
So please help me avoid leaving something behind and tell me - what do you always forget to pack?
... not that I think you and your family would probably be doing quite this sort of extreme thing!
Seeing as nobody seems to have helped you out with your request yet, these are things that I have forgotton in the past and had to buy whilst on holiday ...
- A raincoat (this cost me a fortune in Austria and I was a poor student at the time, but had to have it as it otherwise I would have been soaked) - Something for blisters as I wasn't used the walking so much in my sandals - Razors - Headache pills - Hairbrush - Adapter plug for electrical items
Mr twiddlyfingers - a sheep? Ben - I don't think I'd get your armoury through customs, sorry. JDK - goes without saying! Catfish - plasters, thank you. Everything else - check. Cable cars over glaciers - oh yes. My little tootsies straying anywhere near a cravasse - no way!
I'm off on a fortnight's holiday to the French Alps this Sunday. Despite the most meticulous planning there always seems to be something that gets forgotten.
So please help me avoid leaving something behind and tell me - what do you always forget to pack?
Travel Crossbow - lots of poor people at airports these days Propane Uranium A copy of National Geographic from the year you were born. No, wait - had it started then? Hammock
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JonnyStead wrote:Travel Crossbow - lots of poor people at airports these days Propane Uranium A copy of National Geographic from the year you were born. No, wait - had it started then? Hammock