The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah. That's always nice. Our building seems to attract all of the wind in Bristol (of which there is lots). You can be walking down the road with not even a light breeze to accompany you and then, when you get within about 50 yards of the building, WOOSH - there's a permanent hurrican blowing around it.
In all that nasty wind at the weekend, out next door neighbour lost about half of his roof tiles. Fortunately his 3-storey house makes a nice wind barrier for my little 2-storey residence. All of my tiles are intact! He was a bit cheesed off on Sunday morning, nyuk nyuk!
