The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, the music is annoying so I'm listening to Foo Fighters on my iPod instead. The JDK obviously hasn't found the mute button on his amazing new keyboard yet
Does anybody remember the DOS game called TIM (The Incredible Machine)? I had hours of fun with TIM instead of studying back in the early 1990s... this is just as addictive...