The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's been around since the S.H.O.T. Show earlier this year...It's more of a gimmick than anything else...The full-auto version will not be available to civilians in the U.S. as it is not a pre-1986 firearm...The semi-auto version may become available in the future but may be considered a "destructive device" which will put it in the same category as the full-auto version...What's the point?...
I'd rather have my flashlight in one hand and my .45 in the other...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
You cant own an automatic unless its older than 1986?
What's the difference between full and semi-auto then?
A fully automatic firearm will shoot until it runs out of ammo as long as the trigger is depressed...A semi-automatic firearm will fire one round of ammo each time the trigger is depressed and will fire as fast as the shooter can operate the trigger...For me, full auto is just spray and pray...There's no accuracy involved...I'd rather shoot one round at a time and be accurate...
In the U.S., a fully automatic firearm made in 1986 or earlier can be bought, sold or transferred by civilians only after a lengthy background check and the payment of a $200.00 fee to the government...This must be done through a Class III gun dealer (My licenses, when I was in the business were all Class I)...Full autos made after 1986 are for government use only, but may be owned by Class III dealers to be used as samples (read fun) and when transferred can only be passed to a govrnment entity or another Class III dealer...
Semi-automatic, single shot or revolvers can be bought and sold by anyone who is legally entitled to own one...Ben
Here's a fun one:
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I want to be clear - it's not that I want one of these I NEED one! Please Uncle Ben bring me one?
Sorry, Jon...I couldn't live with myself if you were to cause Darren undue duress and discomfiture by knocking on his door with that in your hands...How about a nice flamethrower instead?......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Truckman wrote:Sorry, Jon...I couldn't live with myself if you were to cause Darren undue duress and discomfiture by knocking on his door with that in your hands...How about a nice flamethrower instead?......Ben
Hmmm, barbeque season is upon us I suppose - but I'm very much a shock and awe type. Anything I can say to reassure you it'll only be used for 'leisure'?
Shooting poor people is still classed as a sport, right?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
OK Stead...I found a deal on some AA12's by the case but I had to take a warehouse of FRAG12 ammo to go with them and I'm sure you'd rather have just plain 12 gauge buckshot, right?...
What is FRAG12, you ask?...Funny you should mention it...
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
FRAG AMMO FRAG AMMO!!!!! Damn I wish I knew who invented that stuff so I could shake them by the hand - any video of them being tested on poor people? It's important science...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
...Ben
...Ben
