The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The management of the Jammie Dodger Bored Board would like to reassure our members and any other casual viewers that no mastadons were cremated during the preparation of the previous post. Badly burned, but not cremated.
Thank you.
Oh yeah - and the Vicster is around. I shall attempt to persuade her to post.