The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Think of tit this way... Stead could split his attention between 4 different rants and give us a reasonable rant on each, or he could focus his energies on just one rant and make it the best rant we've ever seen!
How about a best rant ever weekly feature? For one whole month, each Friday, we should get a rant by our dear Stead on a topic voted upon the previous week.
I was reading about that detox diet and the woman is so full of it it's unbelievable.
4 pints of mineral water? That's half a gallon...I know people who drink so much more than that and they're fine. Running to the bathroom a lot, sure :D But, fine.
There's something else going on there and I can't believe they paid out for that.
I drink far more water than that & use very little salt & I'm fine. I'd say the problem was firstly with her, for continuing to go back to the nutritionalist, rather than consulting a doctor & secondly with said nutritionalist for not suggesting she consulted a doctor. However, I'd still quite like to hear Stead's rant on the matter.