The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Anyone see the reports last week about michael stone being kept in jail for murdering that wee girl and her mum with a hammer? The bloke who gave dodgy evidence Damien Daley, THAT'S MY NAME THAT IS! (except Im Damion Daly)
Nah, that was the kid from the Omen. The cool thing about that movie was that he didn't have any powers (at least it was not directly evident) That was what the director was going for. He just wanted bad things to follow that kid around.