The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This morning, I took it upon myself to e-mail the local council about a bulb on a set of traffic lights near my office which has been knackered for months.
I had a very quick reply from them advising that the maintenance contractor had been advised and that he would be along to change the bulb.
So the question is... how long does it take the council to change a light bulb? Vote above! I will report back when it's done!
Personally, I'm confident that it will take just a few days!