The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thought some of the other ladies might enjoy this. (Take a peek at all ten, trust me! )
The first one I can take it or leave it, the second one is definitely pants. But the rest, well...you might like to make sure your man isn't in the room.