The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Our very own Stead and Hengle will be ROCKING tonight! Stead's organised a charity gig to benefit the victims of the tsunami. It's gonna be wicked, man! Megadocious!
We had a great time at the gig and thanks to DD the jammie king for helping me all day long before the show - and after! - much appreciated - we did indeed ROCKETH and I really enjoyed it -
Nate - set us up a show in the states mate?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
As the duly elected head of The Torr's management company in the US - I'll leave that to you dude - but preferably not anywhere where they through bottles and if possible with the fee covering our costs for getting there!
Easy eh?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson