The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Actually the quote of MY day as opposed to the quote of THE day.
After a long and elaborate story involving the spillage of drinks, a workmate finished with the phrase: "I don't know what he was drinking, but it was wet!"
ddvmor wrote:After a long and elaborate story involving the spillage of drinks, a workmate finished with the phrase: "I don't know what he was drinking, but it was wet!"
Was this story told in relation to your unfortunate drink spillage on an intimate area at the weekend? I've put your tracksuit bottoms in the wash now