The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well no wonder my asthmatic cousins could never come to my house. I always thought it was the cats, but now I know it's because my mom forced me to clean my room! Darn her!
do you know what i used to hate .. my mum going on about 'how clean paula's room is' (the particular friend she harped on about) .. yet if mum had bothered to open paula's large, no, HUGE wardrobe she would have seen that the mess was all just piled up behind the door
at least i was honest about my mess the trials of a 7 year old