The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I will agree that those are weird (I'm a knitter and I have never understood the desire to knit food.. but there are loads of patterns for cupcakes, cookies, candy, etc..) but they are not Jammie Dodgers. Sandwich cookies maybe... Jam tarts perhaps... but not JDs
This, however could be interesting! (the picture looks familar - they obviously stole it from the same place I did all those years ago - maybe it's time to update the banner...)
I wonder if anyone can spot the rookie mistake in the recipe before Shaz does...