The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I know a lot of you,because of the title, will have clicked on this thread hoping to hear some of my thoughts.
And whilst I never like to disappoint, this thread is actually about an interview with Mr William Shatner on the beeb where members of the public were asked to submit their questions - and I thought you might like to see it -