The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
English Genius You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 93% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
I think I only got one wrong, but I don't know which one! Chances are I'd probably think I was right! I predict that Susan will get 100% across the board.
I think I only got one wrong, but I don't know which one! Chances are I'd probably think I was right! I predict that Susan will get 100% across the board.
Oooh, that's a lot to live up to. Challenge accepted! I'm just going to dust off my thesaurus...
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 87% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
I can't figure out where I went wrong...I think it's rigged so nobody can ace it......Ben
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You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 80% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
In addition you score higher than other members of the JDBB in English comprehension, as proved by being able to find the answer key here: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/
I mixed up my principles & my phenomena & was going with the argument that "whoever" is now used as an acceptable alternative to "whomever".
I can't work out which one I got wrong in the Expert section. As far as I can tell, I got 'em all right. I know I chose 'whomever' in the question Shaz mentioned.
It's a very useful answer key, but would be more helpful if it told you which one(s) you got wrong.