The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Anyone had any good snow this year? (in the UK, you lot over the other side ALWAYS get loads of snow!) All we've had is a minor flutter on Christmas Day. Remember when you were wee and you used to get good snow the size of prawn crackers? Not like today's snow, that's crap snow that is. And it's usually got rain in it too.