The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
We have a big guy in here who's from the Republic of Congo, he's been working with us for about a year now and is starting to get used to the way we speak, our humour, jokes etc (the guy honestly didn't know what christmas was about, and thought war had broken out last Guy Fawkes night!).
Anyway, there's a guy in the team called Mark Close, the big man turned to him in front of us this morning and delcared,
"I think I have a joke, "Mark Close, close the window!"
That was it! Honestly, I near fell off my chair from laughing at him!
