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Alien Spacecraft near Bristol???!!??


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1027990/Invasion-bobby-snatchers-Police-helicopter-close-encounter-UFO.html 

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Cardiff is Wales - another country in the same way as New Zealand is part of Oz... wink.gif

Having said that, there was me defending Britain in the other thread and we do this nonsense - those helicopters are loaded with cameras aren't they? no actual pictures?

Daily Mail... pfff...

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'near bristol' mate, in the same way that your foot is near your mouth..wink

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I dont consider Cardiff to be near Bristol - in the same way as I dont consider Cardiff to be near Birmingham. Cardiff is a capital city of a different country. Its like saying "Paris, near London" it doesnt make sense. Nice try though.

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stevo wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1027990/Invasion-bobby-snatchers-Police-helicopter-close-encounter-UFO.html 






Heh. Nice find. Interesting that it's a Sun story being reported by the Daily (Hate) Mail. There seem to be typically few facts there.

I find the whole UFO/Alien Abuction thing to be bizzare. So many people are prepared to believe in them with no evidence whatsoever. Same with ghosts and mediums and whatnot. It's quite telling that no-one's ever managed to get convincing photos or footage of any. You'd think that if even a small percentage of reports are genuine, there would be more evidence out there than none at all! confused.gif

People will happily believe all sorts of nonsense, as evidenced by the regulat spamming of my inbox by family and friends who honestly beleive that if they don't forward that bad poem on to 10 other people, one of their arms will fall off or they will contarcta n awful skin didease! biggrin.gif

That said, it'd be great if we did get alien visitors (friendly ones, preferably).

JonnyStead wrote:

Cardiff is Wales - another country in the same way as New Zealand is part of Oz... wink.gif



Or is it a Principality?

I went to Cardiff to see a movie once. It was rubbish.



So what's with all the aggro today, guys? Is it mating season? Are you marking your territory? wink.gif

-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:04, 2008-06-23

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Here's another one for you..


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article637499.ece

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stevo wrote:

Here's another one for you..


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article637499.ece

No hard feelings steadie..



No hard feelings at all matey -

and considering the article above, I might be looking in to plane tickets myself. Apart from the fact that the picture is clearly photoshopped (the boat's in focus but the saucer, amazingly isnt) too many people in the UK actually read the Sun for it to be sensible... culling thats what we need - it would reduce the population and increase the quality of the gene pool -



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Aha! Incontrovertible evidence has been found. Trust the Sun to clear it up for us! biggrin.gif
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I might be looking in to plane tickets myself.
Here's your opportunity, mate:

Bidding begins on 'entire life'

An ex-pat who decided to make a clean break after splitting with his wife has so far attracted 70 bids for his "entire life".

Ian Usher, from Darlington, who emigrated to Australia six years ago, is selling his house, friends and job on internet auction site eBay.

The 44-year-old said he hoped to earn about £185,000 for his Perth lifestyle.


-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:30, 2008-06-23

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Yeah its up to $2m? thats bound to be a real bid!

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Um ... OK, devils advocate for a mo:

"Apart from the fact that the picture is clearly photoshopped (the boat's in focus but the saucer, amazingly isnt)"

All that proves is that the saucer is not directly above the boats, and could possibly have been moving a shed load faster.

I mean it's still a fake though, but you know.

And Cardiff is only 27 miles from Bristol as the crow flies ... so regardless of it being in a different country it is still fairly close ... closer than Swindon (thankfully) but I've oft heard Swindon refered to as "near bristol". And in Steveo's defence, if he's in Oz then anything under 400 miles is near no?

Stead you have got very aggressive of late, you hittin' the 'roids?

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My temperament was carried over from another thread my little hairy friend - but its all over now -

The boat was far enough away for a budget camera (of the type he was using) to focus to 'infinity' to get it in to focus and as such the 'ship' would likely have been sharp too. The blur around it isnt indicative of the sort of blur you get from movement in my view - so there:)

Actually I havent been able to train for over two weeks due to my illness (I was very poorly) but today - HOORAH! - I can get back in the gym - I have a detached house with a Gym in it wink.gif

-- Edited by JonnyStead at 14:19, 2008-06-23

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Is it safe for me to come out now?  fear.gif

-- Edited by Susan at 14:33, 2008-06-23

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JonnyStead wrote:
...The boat was far enough away for a budget camera (of the type he was using) to focus to 'infinity' to get it in to focus and as such the 'ship' would likely have been sharp too.



That camera doesn't look very budget to me. Anyway - the article says it was set on auto rather than 'infinity'. That means it'll have set a focus on something - looks like the foreground to me (look at the trees on the left) as the boats don't look particularly sharp.

It's still nonsense though.



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More UFO's!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7472421.stm

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Is it safe for me to come out now?  fear.gif

-- Edited by Susan at 14:33, 2008-06-23



No! The aliens haven't even uncrated the anal probes yet...Stay hidden...Watch for my  signal...ohmygod.gif...Ben



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Why is it that its always inbred hillbilly country folks who are always gang probed??confused

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stevo wrote:

More UFO's!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7472421.stm




Well, there can be no doubt now. The amazingness of that video proves the existence of Aliens. biggrin.gif
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Why is it that its always inbred hillbilly country folks who are always gang probed??confused




And what is it with anal probing anyway? What valuable insights can our Alien friends glean about us from the rectum of a redneck?

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stevo wrote:

More UFO's!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7472421.stm





Well, there can be no doubt now. The amazingness of that video proves the existence of Aliens. biggrin.gif
stevo wrote:

Why is it that its always inbred hillbilly country folks who are always gang probed??confused





And what is it with anal probing anyway? What valuable insights can our Alien friends glean about us from the rectum of a redneck?

Its probably not just their necks that are red by the time the aliens have finished with them..jdkwink



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Heh. Nice find. Interesting that it's a Sun story being reported by the Daily (Hate) Mail. There seem to be typically few facts there.

I find the whole UFO/Alien Abuction thing to be bizzare. So many people are prepared to believe in them with no evidence whatsoever. Same with ghosts and mediums and whatnot. It's quite telling that no-one's ever managed to get convincing photos or footage of any. You'd think that if even a small percentage of reports are genuine, there would be more evidence out there than none at all! confused.gif

People will happily believe all sorts of nonsense, as evidenced by the regulat spamming of my inbox by family and friends who honestly beleive that if they don't forward that bad poem on to 10 other people, one of their arms will fall off or they will contarcta n awful skin didease! biggrin.gif

That said, it'd be great if we did get alien visitors (friendly ones, preferably).

 



It's exactly the same with religion and yet people are prepared to believe that without a shred of evidence it's a funny old world.

 



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I believe that Aliens do exist somewhere out there but I dont believe they are visiting Merseyside or some farmer in the middle of nowhere..

It must be so hard to be in the farming business today, what with soaring petrol prices, foot and mouth, bluetounge and so many EU regulations..you go for a walk to clear your head and you get beamed up and buggered by the creature from Uranus.
 
You're left dazed and confused and missing several days afterwards..its no wonder so many farmers are offing themselves..
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stevo wrote:

I believe that Aliens do exist somewhere out there but I dont believe they are visiting Merseyside or some farmer in the middle of nowhere..

It must be so hard to be in the farming business today, what with soaring petrol prices, foot and mouth, bluetounge and so many EU regulations..you go for a walk to clear your head and you get beamed up and buggered by the creature from Uranus.

You're left dazed and confused and missing several days afterwards..its no wonder so many farmers are offing themselves..
jdksad




 



Reminds me of a rave I once went to.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7472310.stm

UFO's buzz Liverpool

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stevo wrote:

Why is it that its always inbred hillbilly country folks who are always gang probed??confused



Because they is jealous of the lifestyle what us'ns enjoys...My Uncle Dad done told me so...weirdface...Ben



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JonnyStead wrote:
Having said that, there was me defending Britain in the other thread and we do this nonsense - those helicopters are loaded with cameras aren't they? no actual pictures?

Daily Mail... pfff...

Oh dear...  the mystery has been solved... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7471724.stm   giggle.gif


-- Edited by Catfish at 18:00, 2008-06-25

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Did anyone else wonder why drunk people were videoing street lights? Or was that just me?

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No, its YOU that's drunk Shazza remember? wink.gif

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Sorry. Was Shazza videoing drunk lamp posts? That's a bit weird. They're normally so stright laced...

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