The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Cardiff is Wales - another country in the same way as New Zealand is part of Oz...
Having said that, there was me defending Britain in the other thread and we do this nonsense - those helicopters are loaded with cameras aren't they? no actual pictures?
Daily Mail... pfff...
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I dont consider Cardiff to be near Bristol - in the same way as I dont consider Cardiff to be near Birmingham. Cardiff is a capital city of a different country. Its like saying "Paris, near London" it doesnt make sense. Nice try though.
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Heh. Nice find. Interesting that it's a Sun story being reported by the Daily (Hate) Mail. There seem to be typically few facts there.
I find the whole UFO/Alien Abuction thing to be bizzare. So many people are prepared to believe in them with no evidence whatsoever. Same with ghosts and mediums and whatnot. It's quite telling that no-one's ever managed to get convincing photos or footage of any. You'd think that if even a small percentage of reports are genuine, there would be more evidence out there than none at all!
People will happily believe all sorts of nonsense, as evidenced by the regulat spamming of my inbox by family and friends who honestly beleive that if they don't forward that bad poem on to 10 other people, one of their arms will fall off or they will contarcta n awful skin didease!
That said, it'd be great if we did get alien visitors (friendly ones, preferably).
JonnyStead wrote:
Cardiff is Wales - another country in the same way as New Zealand is part of Oz...
Or is it a Principality?
I went to Cardiff to see a movie once. It was rubbish.
So what's with all the aggro today, guys? Is it mating season? Are you marking your territory?
and considering the article above, I might be looking in to plane tickets myself. Apart from the fact that the picture is clearly photoshopped (the boat's in focus but the saucer, amazingly isnt) too many people in the UK actually read the Sun for it to be sensible... culling thats what we need - it would reduce the population and increase the quality of the gene pool -
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Aha! Incontrovertible evidence has been found. Trust the Sun to clear it up for us!
JonnyStead wrote:I might be looking in to plane tickets myself.
Here's your opportunity, mate:
Bidding begins on 'entire life' An ex-pat who decided to make a clean break after splitting with his wife has so far attracted 70 bids for his "entire life".
Ian Usher, from Darlington, who emigrated to Australia six years ago, is selling his house, friends and job on internet auction site eBay.
The 44-year-old said he hoped to earn about £185,000 for his Perth lifestyle.
"Apart from the fact that the picture is clearly photoshopped (the boat's in focus but the saucer, amazingly isnt)"
All that proves is that the saucer is not directly above the boats, and could possibly have been moving a shed load faster.
I mean it's still a fake though, but you know.
And Cardiff is only 27 miles from Bristol as the crow flies ... so regardless of it being in a different country it is still fairly close ... closer than Swindon (thankfully) but I've oft heard Swindon refered to as "near bristol". And in Steveo's defence, if he's in Oz then anything under 400 miles is near no?
Stead you have got very aggressive of late, you hittin' the 'roids?
My temperament was carried over from another thread my little hairy friend - but its all over now -
The boat was far enough away for a budget camera (of the type he was using) to focus to 'infinity' to get it in to focus and as such the 'ship' would likely have been sharp too. The blur around it isnt indicative of the sort of blur you get from movement in my view - so there:)
Actually I havent been able to train for over two weeks due to my illness (I was very poorly) but today - HOORAH! - I can get back in the gym - I have a detached house with a Gym in it
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 14:19, 2008-06-23
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
JonnyStead wrote:...The boat was far enough away for a budget camera (of the type he was using) to focus to 'infinity' to get it in to focus and as such the 'ship' would likely have been sharp too.
That camera doesn't look very budget to me. Anyway - the article says it was set on auto rather than 'infinity'. That means it'll have set a focus on something - looks like the foreground to me (look at the trees on the left) as the boats don't look particularly sharp.
Heh. Nice find. Interesting that it's a Sun story being reported by the Daily (Hate) Mail. There seem to be typically few facts there.
I find the whole UFO/Alien Abuction thing to be bizzare. So many people are prepared to believe in them with no evidence whatsoever. Same with ghosts and mediums and whatnot. It's quite telling that no-one's ever managed to get convincing photos or footage of any. You'd think that if even a small percentage of reports are genuine, there would be more evidence out there than none at all!
People will happily believe all sorts of nonsense, as evidenced by the regulat spamming of my inbox by family and friends who honestly beleive that if they don't forward that bad poem on to 10 other people, one of their arms will fall off or they will contarcta n awful skin didease!
That said, it'd be great if we did get alien visitors (friendly ones, preferably).
It's exactly the same with religion and yet people are prepared to believe that without a shred of evidence it's a funny old world.
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I believe that Aliens do exist somewhere out there but I dont believe they are visiting Merseyside or some farmer in the middle of nowhere..
It must be so hard to be in the farming business today, what with soaring petrol prices, foot and mouth, bluetounge and so many EU regulations..you go for a walk to clear your head and you get beamed up and buggered by the creature from Uranus.
You're left dazed and confused and missing several days afterwards..its no wonder so many farmers are offing themselves..
I believe that Aliens do exist somewhere out there but I dont believe they are visiting Merseyside or some farmer in the middle of nowhere..
It must be so hard to be in the farming business today, what with soaring petrol prices, foot and mouth, bluetounge and so many EU regulations..you go for a walk to clear your head and you get beamed up and buggered by the creature from Uranus.
You're left dazed and confused and missing several days afterwards..its no wonder so many farmers are offing themselves..
Reminds me of a rave I once went to.
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JonnyStead wrote:Having said that, there was me defending Britain in the other thread and we do this nonsense - those helicopters are loaded with cameras aren't they? no actual pictures?