The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was pretty windy, but nothing like you guys have been getting.
Funny story, though. One of the guys in my team is in in the TA and spent the weekend on 'maneuvers' in the Breckon Beacons. Apparently they don't take tens as they're too heavy to put in a rucksack, so what they do is tie a poncho to 2 bunjee cords between a couple of trees a foot or two above the gound and dig a hole underneath.
So the poor sod was patrolling in 90 mile an hour winds, driving rain (apparently he couldn't see more than an arm's length in front of him) and then sleeping in a soggy hole in the ground. And then the girly sod called in sick the next day!
I know how that one goes, I used to be in the Marines Reserves and had to do the same thing (poncho, bungees and all) a week before christmas in snow just north of Dundee! Crackin'!
