The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Bugger - so thats where im going wrong - i really dont eat enuff like my mate kate says (she is always having a go mumblemumblemumble), but i suppose someone has to look out for me - although i do have the sitting on the sofa thing down to a T - but rather than watch adverts i just flick - on a side note, when did MTV stop showing music and just do those dopey shows instead?
I feel the need to explain the reason for such an uncharacteristic chocolate urge...It's the second day of the half term holiday & I need some extra energy to run around after the kids - and boy can they run fast
Ah dont tell me that - ive agreed to look after my wee cousins this week, and was looking foward to a relaxing day yeah right! But seriously what can you do with a 16 year old girl cousin - serious answers only! and her 7 year old sister? Im just glad the eldest one isnt staying over - no way was i gonna bring her out drinking - she was hintnig as much - kids today!
Scrabble, Monopoly, Cluedo, Rummikub, knitting, embroidery, crochet? Dunno - I have no idea what keeps 16 year olds amused!!
I don't have muh idea what keeps 25 year olds amused either - any ideas? The marketing books are very very boring and the internet isn't being much help - all I ask is a site which tells me the current demographics of the decreasing term assurance market & the pension annuities market?
Didnt have the cousins on friday - their grandma decided that she would take them all out for a meal and I couldnt possibly have them back in time - of course noone told me this until i dragged myself out of bed - hangover and all - forced coffee down my neck at a ridiculously early hour of the morning - 10am (i wanted a lie in and sleep when drunk doesnt count!) only to be toldit was all off at 12 - ah well, i lay about the house and got a bus home to guilt trip city where my mum layed it on thick.
However =, she has come to terms that i wont be moving home anytime soon and Ireland rocked in the rugby so it was a good weekend all round
And i will studiously ignore susans above comment and force myself not to make any comments on it ( - my mind wrestling with itself to avoid rude comments)
Susan - I can have sticky pants if I want. I don't think you should judge me on my chosen lifestyle. I have rights, you know. What I do with my marmalade is my business!