The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
To be fair I was ridiculing him... I love the crossbow
No, you don't say!
Actually I could have done with you and your crossbow on my way home from work today when I stopped off to buy petrol (as I always do on a Monday) and ended up in a queue for 20 minutes because Sainsbury's had decided to close 10 of their 12 pumps. (And theiy didn't have deisel either.) After queuing for that long (because I was almost running on empty) I couldn't believe it when the dozy bint in front of me simply topped up with about £2.50's worth of fuel! Why?
Stead - I took her licence plate so I'm sure you can track her down after hacking into the DVLA's database
Could it have been something to do with the highly publicised fuel tanker delivery driver strike that's been going on for four days closing forecourts up and down the country?
No.... cant have been that!
Since it's you asking though - it shall be done
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Would that be the media fuelled (forgive the pun) panic buying frenzy because a few petrol stations weren't gonna get any petrol for a few days? I can't decide who is worse, the media or public... Crossbow them all.