The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
"They wan me o go a rehab, I go no, no, no They wan me o go a rehab, vey go, go, go, go"
Talentless b1tch - I hope she gets struck down with what I've got, and due to her drug riddled shed of her body being unable to fight it off, she ends up in a 'better place' (better for me, mostly) without undue delay -
I also hope, being the vain, wretched, shallow, pointless smear of a person that she is that she googles her own name with startling frequency and stumbles across this thread, realises the harm she is doing with HER VERY EXISTENCE AND RESOLVES THE ISSUE WITH A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AND 200 VICODIN WHICH I'M SURE HER LYING, CHEATING CRIMINAL OF A HUSBAND CAN GET HOLD OF FOR HER EVEN FROM INSIDE PRISON!!!!!
have a good weekend all! (sorry for the rant)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Hmmm, it's a while since I've listened to my Amy Winehouse album. Thank you for reminding me, I shall enjoy listening to it tonight. (Can I assume this will put an end to you proposing to me?)
and I'd like to add I'm not jealous of commercial success. I respect many successful artists - indeed Hengle is going off to see Prince this weekend (though I suspect that's because Prince is the only person in the Rock World who Hengle could actually beat up and he likes to stare menacingly at him from the front row with his 'Kiss me Princey, Kiss me' t-shirt on) but I digress...
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 20:10, 2008-06-13
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
She's a pretend songwriter who recycles old Motown and Jazz tunes and because no-one in the business is older than 12, they cant remember the original stuff so they think she's a genius.
She also has an original sounding (for original sounding read out of tune and time) voice which people think makes them sound fascinating if they can appreciate it.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
As a trained singer myself, I can tell you she's 'out' on most of the recordings I've heard and the live stuff I've heard (even with the digital pitch corrector her band employs) is painfully bad - (though I'm sure she'd say that's just because of how tortured she is)
As for her reputation - its fashionable right now to be 'troubled' (see the glut of US 'celebs' doing time), almost all of it is staged to increase her 'rep' which trivialises drug addiction and suggests to young people that you can not only function whilst addicted to hard drugs but it even helps your profile - for that alone, she should be locked up.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I have no idea on musical technicalities, so shall take your word for it.
I hate the whole celeb culture thing full stop, though have an open mind as to who are the victims & who are the manipulators (actually, I mainly don't care).
She's a broken human and it pains me to look at/ hear her. I'm not terribly familiar with her music.. I've heard a song or two and it wasn't bad, but not my thing. But her face is plastered all over everything. She picks her nose and the paps are there.
She's surrounded by people making a living watching her fall apart. It's gross.
Whilst wailing through some awful song and frankly delivering one of the wobbliest vocal performances I've heard in a long time - Winehouse decides to lash out at the crowd
She's super duper... I do hope we get to see and hear more from this rare talent
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 15:00, 2008-06-29
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson