The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Funny. The TV news has been showing loads of really bad flooding - in some cases half way up the side of buildings - but all the BBC site had was this naff picture of an overly large puddle. I don't know if that's a water mark up the side of those houses at the back.
When I lived in Swansea (I had a house that overlooked the bay), I woke up one morning to find an oil tanker at the bottom of my drive - that was soooo cool - It was russian and they wouldnt let the sailors off as we didnt have a customs lol -
But you never realise just how big they are until you stand next to one!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Bitter cold on Friday with partly cloudy skies – morning low temperatures will be near -18 below ( wind-chills near -45 below ) then afternoon highs around -5 below ( wind-chills near -30 below ).
We are looking at mid to upper 20's, that will be like a heat wave to you. Come on, it's a short drive, you can visit "Rugged" Ruether while your at it