The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Look stuff up. Like when we have disagreements about the boiling points of things or when something was discovered or how many electrons lithium has...
No. Because it's a periodic table. And your recollection of the conversation is slightly flawed as it was actually about the expansion of H2O when it became a gas.