The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Why is it I can never work out whether posters like these are having a laugh or being serious?
Probably because you're trying to attach purpose to a meaningless lifeform you've stumbled across...Maybe they're just empty-headed morons with nothing better to do...
Wait a minute...Then why did I read it?......Ben
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...Ben
