The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Dammit!...The great ones are dropping like flies...I'm glad I've got almost everything he ever recorded on CD...I need to watch "Trading Places" again...He had a good cameo role in that one as the pawnbroker...R.I.P...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
That's right but its not really a good example of his talents - worth getting his best of CD though as a starter! :cough: birthday soon :cough: :cough:
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson