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Andromeda


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So how was everyone's new years? Do anything fun?


I just got back from Miami/South Beach. Was grand.


I bought Jesus a beer...
got a back rub from a creepy old man...
had great cuban food and got ice poured on me by the waiter...
went for drinks at the Delano...
hung out in front of Versace's house, then had coffee at the Newsstand Cafe where Versace had his last meal... (my uncle wanted me to take a picture of him lying on the steps where Versace was shot, but the guard didn't like that idea very much )...
met the author of Elements of Heaven while I was at the cuban restaurant (he suggested the chocolate ice cream)...
and ran into Jackie Mason on the street


All in all, a lot of fun.



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"I just got back from Miami/South Beach. Was grand."

Hmmm, as in $1000?


Beware the creepy old man!!!.



-- Edited by NateO at 18:15, 2005-01-03

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Cool.


We went out for a chinese.


Hungry again the next year!



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Ugh was pretty damn close to $1000

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I hear it is expensive!


I chilled out (literally) in Minneapolis. And yes, I was the annoying drunk guy who blew the crap horn at midnight for half an hour continuously!



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It really wasn't so expensive while I was there... the worst part was the gas for my monster truck - $100, the hotel - $300 and the dog kennel - $140. I was smart enough to make friends with the bartender at the Tuscany tho... (turns out we both lived in Albany for a while)... so I had twice the liquor for half the money.


lol you and my uncle both with those horns... except I don't know what his excuse was... he was sober! I was just a pretty pretty princess in my New Year's tiara


 



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I can't believe you stayed in a dog kennel.

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anything to get my belly scratched

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Hmmmm.  Possibly a little too much detail there.



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Hmmm, a hot bartender gave me one of those tiara's as well. Just before I blew the horn in her ear for half an hour.

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Nice way to reward her kindness.



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Smoothness factor, not present.


Screwed it up the next night too! Went back and I says "I don't believe we've met, my name is Nathan." She says "Nice to meet you, my name is Amber."


So, I move on to a different bar in the same establishment, she gets cut early and comes and sits down beside me. At which point I slur out "Hey Amanda, what's happening?!" She says "Er, it's Amber." And then she promptly leaves.




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  Not smooth at all, dude.

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Not good for the morale I tell ya!!


Not sure what the hell happened, I usually play it pretty cool...




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But you got a tiara.  So someting positive came from the evening.

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Nope, by the time I woke up on Saturday, the tiara along with my cashmere, Burberry scarf were nowhere to be found!




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Bummer.  I'm not sure which is the greater loss.  The tiara or the scarf.


(isn't cashmir for girls?)



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Soft wool is not only for women.


In fact wear a cashmere sweater and get ready for some positive female feeback!



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Ummm.  Ok.  I'll just go out and buy me one now.  Pink, perhaps.  With sequins.


Do all trans-atlanteans wear girls stuff?



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"Ummm.  Ok.  I'll just go out and buy me one now.  Pink, perhaps.  With sequins.


Do all trans-atlanteans wear girls stuff?"



Odd choice, me ol' mucker, that's pretty girly!


You mean people from Europe? Not sure, but I did see a dude in pink jeans in Amsterdam!



-- Edited by NateO at 20:05, 2005-01-03

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Nice.

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I suppose it could be worse... the jeans could have been acid washed




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Or ripped jeans like Bros (Remember them???)


Oh Hell, should I not be poking fun cos they might be back in fashion?



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Sooner or later Suey-mate.  

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Please...no...I've been good.  Not the ripped jeans...

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Sorry mate, it's the vicious cycle.



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But I like ripped jeans. If ripped properly they can be all sorts of comfy.

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Like so comfy cos your butt cheek is hanging completely out in the fresh air?

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