The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
18 years? I'm stunned - Hengle would have been 20 when Marathon was phased out!
What was that gramps? If I recal correctly about the same time they went up to 20p and you were complaining it would eat into your, already meager, pension.