The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I got a pair of diamond and sapphire earrings that just might match your necklace. Wanna share?
My dud: A whisk
My ding(s): An antique-styled diamond necklace. Reminds me of something my grandma had in the 20's. The sapphire/diamond earrings. A Dyson vacuum. Much nicer than that walmart thing I was using before
My dings: A diamond cross & chain, a hairdryer (mine was threatening to catch fire everytime I used it!!) and a book with bible stories in illustrated in lego.
My Mum. Not sure what was going through her mind at the time... but I know she spent £15 on it cos she left the price on, so I had to make nice and pretend it was the best pressie ever. I just hope she doesn't turn up on the doorstep one day and ask me where I've put the finished article.
Anyways. Here's me inflating the very, very cool Homer Bop Bag. He doesn't look too happy about me blowing him!