The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Went to the sales today in Bournemouth - WHAT A MISTAKE! Too many people all pushinga round or walking slowly or stopping in doorways - I HATE SHOPPING!!
Still, I did get a belly ring, 8 pairs of pants, a cd and a top.
The sales have started (they started on boxing day!!). I've had my belly pierced since I was 17 (9 years if you're trying to count) - my parents didn't mind then - why should they mind now?!!
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "I just have this little theory that kids get stuff like this to give their parents the proverbial bird. "
You are probably right. Shame mine are so laid back it made no difference! Had 4 earrings in each ear before I went for the belly - they said nothing (I think my dad made some comment about the dangers of being stuck in a lightning storm with that much metal in your body!!).
My mom didnt say anything either when I got my belly pierced. Heck, she even signed for it since I was only 14. Didn't say anything about the 11 earrings, both nipple piercings, tongue ring or the nosering either.
The only one that ever offended her was my lip ring. To which the first thing I was told when I walked in the door was "no guy is ever going to like you with all that metal sh*t in your face". Man was she so wrong!
Don't know why, but I don't really like pierced men. I just like pierced me. Something about the adrenaline rush after I think!! Only works if I get pierced myself!! Haven't had a new piercing for ooh 8 or 9 years - what should I have done next? Suggestions please!!
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Don't know why, but I don't really like pierced men. I just like pierced me. Something about the adrenaline rush after I think!! Only works if I get pierced myself!! Haven't had a new piercing for ooh 8 or 9 years - what should I have done next? Suggestions please!!"
Piercings are for wuss's (only cause you can let them grow over again- but Im not havin one cause they hurt!) - now Tatts they are the way forward - got one of those!
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