The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I wear contacts, which give a bloody awful glare on sunny days and it's impossible to see my golf balls off the club when it's sunny. So, they're absolutely necessary.
These are bad boys alright, and the super strong frames are a huge plus. My last pair of Ray Bans had plastic frames and a soft case; they were smashed to rat $h*t in my laptop bad.
I wear contacts too - only use sun glasses for driving - that way as few people as possible see me with them on. They are green with black plastic frames. Cost £5.00 from a market stall in town!!
My last pair of Ray Bans had plastic frames and a soft case; they were smashed to rat $h*t in my laptop bad. 
