The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Christmas Day was great thank you. We went to visit my 'pappy' after dinner - it was a very difficult but special time.
The visit to the in-laws was as expected - awful! Simon's mum had adopted a cat and thought she could conceal it from me by hiding it in the utility room - shame she didn't think to try and hoover the house to get rid of it's fur! I was very poorly with my asthma and couldn't understand why until Cian confessed later that night that he'd walked in on the cat and been told by Granny "not to tell Mummy" !
BTW, Did I mention that I don't go back to work until next Wednesday? I have some spare time if you two find you do too...