The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Tania Derveaux is young and beautiful and she wants your attention. And thanks to her first two attributes, odds are she wont have a tough time getting it. But just to make sure, shes posing nearly nude online and making an offer to those less-experienced Internet enthusiasts of the world.
According to the text next to Tanias image, I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.
Its brilliant, really. Most people stumbling upon Tanias generous offer and appealing image chaste or no dont realize the Internet needs defending. When it comes to Net neutrality, the average everyday Facebook-posting-eBay-bidding-chat-room-trolling-Google-stalking-porn-downloading Joe or Josephine doesnt even know what Net neutrality is, let alone care. As spokesperson for the Belgium-based activist group I Power, Tania says she wants to change that. Anyone here qualify?