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ddvmor


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http://www.cheeseracing.org/

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Cool!

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They really put some thought into it

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Be sure to ingest large quantities of alcohol and/or other chemical relaxant before (and during) play. This will relax the body and nervous system, thus minimising the pain of any injury and enabling you to play on.



Works for me!




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I'm not sure this is what I thought it would be...

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Looks like there's a forum there as well, where we could ask about JDs!

-- Edited by NateO at 21:43, 2004-12-28

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Yah - not EXACTLY what I was expecting!!!

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What were you expecting?

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"Looks like there's a forum there as well, where we could ask about JDs! -- Edited by NateO at 21:43, 2004-12-28"

 


Do ya reckon we could race JDs?  How would that work?



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Fastest JD to be processed by the body perhaps?

-- Edited by NateO at 21:45, 2004-12-28

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Nice.  So how exactly do we measure that?

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Might need to eat one with a peanut or kernel of corn. Then wait, it's a matter of time... 

-- Edited by NateO at 21:49, 2004-12-28

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hmmm - I can see people queuing to take part in this one!! 

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We'll be rich I tell ya!!


Then we'll go golfing on my course in Manitoba!



-- Edited by NateO at 21:51, 2004-12-28

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VicM


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Firstly you'll have to teach me golf (I've never played) and secondly, I'll be needing a pair of those sunglasses!!

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They're ~$150, no problem.


I should get the Stephinator to teach you, she actually knows what she's doing:


http://www.daytonflyers.com/womensgolf/news/KanesCareerBestLeadsWomensGolfAgainstNKentucky_1295.html




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"   Do ya reckon we could race JDs?  How would that work?"

 


Heh.  They be round.  Find a hill and roll 'em down.  First one to the bottom wins.


On the other hand, Nate's body-processing plan would work the same.  Gobble it up.  First to the bottom wins!



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I prefer Nate's version.  Who's with me?!!

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Get out the peanuts and JDs!

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The JD's would never reach the bottom - they'd be snaffled on their way down, surely? 


Still, either way, I'm up for trying.  Count me in!



-- Edited by Susan at 23:04, 2004-12-29

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That's not the version we're playing mate.

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Ah...I see...ahem...

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S'ok!

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