The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Actually, this isn't a rant against the working class at all. It's a rant against the bleedin' media, who these days seem to insist on using the term as a PC alternative to dole blaggers. How on earth can can you descibe those who don't work as working? Why make them sound better than they are? It's just an insult to those of us who do work & therefore fund their lives. Grrrr!