The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I would just like to say I only posted this once!! There are gremlins here!!!
ooooh spooky.
I posted it - then I made Darren some cheese on toast, then I refreshed to see the reply to the first one, then I cuddled the cat, then I rereshed again and Hey Presto a duplicate post - must be magic.