The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I just figured out why I like Mr Bloe's tune so much - it reminds of Sesame Street and ergo my child hood - I dont know if that makes me sad or not.
Then this talentless tw@ comes along and ruins it for me...
I dont mind that he appeared - or even that he butchered one of his pointless songs to educate the kids - its that he MIMES which is unforgiveable... they should have left him in the army - preferably in Bosnia slap bang in the middle of a sniper's sights... preferably...
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 09:01, 2008-04-23
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