The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No, the hardest thing I've had to do happened just now... I got back on the exercise bike nearly five months after I was last on it. I'm shattered - but in a good way. Thanks Stead
So what's the hardest thing you've had to do in the last five months???
The hardest thing I've done in the last 5 months is keep shuttling 100 miles each way to work every day (well in the main every day) - which takes it out of you after a while! But its nearly done now - oh and then its on to the next one...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
That's fine if you're planning ahead, but you can't really do it retrospectively. I'm with Stead. Rope is the way to go. Lots and lots of rope. Or Duct Tape. That's good too.
Yes but it can't actually do the washing up on its own... BUT.. perhaps.. if you built a duct tape man... and somehow made it animatronic like that creepy thing in that other thread.. you could teach it to do dishes....
It could be red, or blue, or yellow, or any other color. Duct Tape comes in a rainbow of colors now! And yeah.. it probably still would be creepy, but if it did my dishes I would be able to look past that.
This sentence makes no sense. But I don't believe I've never used black duct tape, so if you did see me use it, it must have been in a dream. Have you been dreaming about me? Have you? Hmm? You dirty old man!
Thanks Stead 
