The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
having said that - I saw my brother at the weekend and his 18month old was annoying him so he filled him full of something called Carpol and stuck him in his cot... he passed out! result...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Do you have something else better to do with your time than entertain us? Work? Babysitting a furry feline? Buddies to play with? Music to make? Family to handle? People to text?
Do you have something else better to do with your time than entertain us? Work? Babysitting a furry feline? Buddies to play with? Music to make? Family to handle? People to text?
I thought not. Pah!
I did have a look about but didnt find much - sorry - I'll try to do better...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson